At Boring Goats our mission is simple... provide superior quality, superior value and superior service while paying it forward as we do.
Now before you move on we ask that you do us and your favorite organ (your skin!) just one little favor... This will only take a minute and should be painless.
Step 1) Scroll your cursor northwest (up and to the left for those that are compass challenged)
Step 2) Click on "Why choose Boring Goats?"
Step 3) Read the entire page (no you don't have to write a book report).
When you're done please move on to our products, back to your facebook page, or if you must, leave to search for sites with anonymous little goats on them... at least you will do so with a clear conscious.
WARNING: The use of premium Goat Milk skincare products can be addictive. There is a good chance that once you go goat, you'll never go back... really... serious... seen it happen.
*At Boring Goats we hate to see the cost of shipping come between you and the unique benefits of Goat milk skincare. To help bridge the gap we are happy to offer two painless options...
1) Any order under $35 ships within the US via "USPS Priority" shipping for just $5.00!
2) Want free shipping?... Simply spend $35.00 or more and and the shipping is on us. Our friends in Canada can do the same on orders of $75 or more (Note: orders to Canada do take longer than 3 days... from what we can tell they tend to get stuck at the border as customs agents enjoy the scent of awesome soaps they can't find at home).
Not so boring savings on goat goodness... Going goat doesn't get much easier
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Boring Goats... Boringly simple... Superior quality... Superior value.