At Boring Goats our mission is simple... provide superior quality, superior value and superior service while paying it forward as we do.
WARNING: The use of premium Goat Milk skincare products can be addictive. There is a good chance that once you go goat, you'll never go back... really... serious... seen it happen.
Now before you move on we ask that you do us and your skin just one little favor... This will only take a minute and will most likely be painless.
1) Scroll your cursor northwest (up and to the left for those that are compass challenged)
2) Click on "Why choose Boring Goats?"
3) Read the page (no you don't have to write a book report).
If after that you feel the need to click to the products, back to your facebook page or even worse, leave to search for sites with anonymous little goats on them, feel free. You will at least do so with a better understanding of who we are.
"NOT SO BORING... NO COST OR LOW COST SHIPPING... THE CHOICE IS YOURS"
At Boring Goats we hate to see the cost of shipping come between you and the unique benefits of Goat milk skincare. To help bridge the gap we are happy to offer two painless options...
1) Any order under $35 can ship within the US via "USPS Priority" shipping for just $5.00! Simply select Priority shipping at checkout.
2) Want free shipping?... Simply spend $35.00 or more and choose "USPS Priority shipping" at checkout and the shipping is on us. Our friends in Canada can do the same on orders of $75 or more (Note: orders to Canada do take longer than 3 days... from what we can tell they tend to get stuck at the border as customs agents enjoy the scent of awesome soaps they can't find at home).
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Boring Goats... Boringly simple... Superior quality... Superior value.