Our not so boring Goat Milk soap



Welcome to the finest handcrafted goat milk soap available.

At Boring Goats our commitment to you is simple and sincere. To provide you the best value... the best best service and the best goat milk soap you can possibly find... promise... cross our hearts.

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"Blueberry Peach Cobbler" Goat Milk Soap for Hope
Our latest "Soap for Hope" offering has arrived. Just close your eyes and our Blueberry Peach Cobbler will take you back to grandma's kitchen (provided grandma made blueberry peach cobbler). Take the journey and $1 from every bar sold will go to the "Portland Animal Welfare Team". Learn more at our pay it forward page.
Item#019
$5.50
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"Oatmeal Milk and Honey" Goat Milk Soap
This is what all the Buzz is about! Don't bee the last one on your block to try this honey of a soap (sorry about that, I had to do it). Why? Just bee-cause! 100% goat goodness... so good you may want to eat it... we suggest you don't. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#002
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"Almond Biscotti" Goat Milk Soap
Your skin will say "Oui"... listen to your skin. A delicious scent that will have you bathing in a bistro... at least in your mind. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#006
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"True Grit" Goat Milk Soap
"True Grit". Not the movie... the soap. 100% Natural ingredients. Poppy seed and citrus soap with an aggressive texture that removes dead skin cells along with a few live ones. I can't say it removes wrinkles... but if your wrinkles are skin deep you do the math. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#009
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"Oatmeal Lavender" Goat Milk Soap
100% Natural ingredients; Olive oil, Goat milk, Coconut oil, Palm oil, Shea butter, imported French lavender essential oil and Oatmeal. Simple all natural ingredients... wonderful not so boring soap. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#001
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"Tropical Breeze" Goat Milk Soap
A light tropical scent that will transport you to a hammock on a white sand beach far far away... Unless of course your reading this from a hammock on white sand tropical beach somewhere... in that case you're already there.
Item#014
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"Cucumber Melon" Goat Milk Soap
Possibly the best pairing since chocolate & peanut butter, Mickey & Minnie, Barbie & Ken, Bert & Ernie, Hansel and Gretel, Tarzan & Jane, Harry & Sally, Milli & Vanilli (may want to forget about that one...).
Item#120
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"Non-Scents" All Natural Goat MIlk Soap
"Non-Scents" Natural goat milk soap free of scents or added ingredients. Clean, pure, natural "Goat goodness" that just makes sense. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#013
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"Cinnamon Bun" Goat Milk Soap
Cinnamon Bun goat milk soap. Zero calories, zero fat, zero gluten... 100% delicious goat goodness.
Item#110
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"Jasmine" Goat Milk Soap
Close your eyes and let this scent take you away... to where, we're not quite sure... but I'm sure you'll like it.
Item#016
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"Harmony" Goat Milk Soap
The perfect Yin for your skin's Yang... Made with a unique infused blend of Yarrow, Calendula and Chamomile. We painstakingly hand infuse each into Sunflower oil to create a premium soap that your skin will love.
Item#017
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"Vanilla" Goat Milk Soap
A rich Vanilla scent that will temp you to reach for the hot fudge, some nuts and a spoon! OK... that may not be your first reaction but it could happen. As long as your shower isn't in your kitchen you should be OK. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#012
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"Sierra" All Natural Goat Milk Soap
A unique blend of fresh mountain scents that will have you showering among the cedars... minus the insects, peeping Toms and bears. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#018
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"Citrus" Goat Milk Soap
100% Natural ingredients. Natural citrus oils and goat milk produce a light, clean refreshing scent you'll love. Best described as walking blindfolded through a citrus grove, minus the pucker factor and the fear of running into a tree. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#005
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"Matcha green tea and Oatmeal" Goat Milk Soap
100% Natural ingredients in a soothing non-scented soap. Matcha green tea and oatmeal are coupled to create a soap that is ideal, if not perfect, for sensitive skin. While you can't drink the soap, you can drink-in the benefits of true Matcha green tea. 4.5 to 5 oz's
Item#010
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"Sandalwood" Goat Milk Soap
Mild, Manley, Moisturizing... in other words... "MMM".... (sorry... had to do that). Note: Not to be confused with "Birkenstock-birch" or "Flip-flop-fir".
Item#015
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"Mint" Goat Milk Soap
100% Natural ingredients. Mint essential oil and Goat Milk create a clean refreshing mint scent. Think mojito meets thin mint. 4.5 to 5 oz's!
Item#008
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